Griffin's explanations

The last time Griffin came to church in my parents ward he introduced himself as Griffin with 2 "effins" in his name. 

We were at Auntie Paula's and the kids were watching a movie which Griff came up to tell Paula was not a good show (Fantastic 4) because it had bad words that Lewis might repeat because he didn't know better.  He explained the bad words to Paula like this

"Auntie Paula, the show said  Oh My.... you know the Oh my...bad word?  you know, Oh My DOG spelled backwards? Dog spelled backwards is a bad word.   Also, you know how Helen has a swear word in her name?  they said that one too!"

He is killing me!